Real Name: Marion H. Greenbottom jr.
Marital Status: Look at him. Are you kidding?
Home: On the range.
Mission in Life: To make every yard a thing of green, lush beauty for all Americans (all while saving water, of course)
Home: Lives in vintage Airstream travel trailer in order to be where the backyard action is at a moment’s notice.
Personal Quirks:
Wears outfit of synthetic grass including hat, mask, vest, and chaps
Holster belt carries spatula, tongs, mustard and ketchup, lighter, and seasoning salt .
Huge fan of old radio westerns
Hugely patriotic American |